Age: 34.

                Former jobs: French tutor in high school, carhop waitress,
                Springfield police officer, strikebreaking teacher at Springfield
                Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, and proprietor of
                pretzel franchise.

                Specialties: Marshmallow squares, mounds of jello.

                Criminal record: Convicted of shoplifting at the
                Kwik-E-Mart

                Hair Dye: Blue #56.

                Favorite Singer: Tom Jones.

                Childhood Crush: Bobby Sherman.

                Admirers: Moe, Mr. Burns.

                Fantasizes about: Lee Majors, Jack Nicholas, and Fabio-type
                romance novel heroes.

                Fears: Flying.

                Has painted portraits of: Ringo Starr, Mr. Burns, and
                Homer.

                Extracurricular:
                * Led protest against cartoon violence.
                * Organized town-wideboycott of "Itchy & Scratchy".
                * Considered having an affair with a French bowler (Jaques).
                * Took painting classes. Won first prize at Springfield Art
                Exhibition for "Bald Adonis", her portrait of Homer.
                * Painted a portrait of Mr. Burns in the buff.
                * Landed lead role of "Blanche" in Springfield Community
                Center's version of "Oh! Streetcar!".
                * Met idol Tom Jones.
                * Had a nervous breakdown and recuperated at Rancho
                Relaxo.
                *Conquered fear of flying.
                * Developed gambling addiction.
                * Pretended to be married to Apu (so Apu could get out of an
                arranged marriage).

                Typical quote: "Now let's all forget our troubles with a nice,
                big, bowl of strawberry ice cream!"