"Lisa Simpson"       
 

               Age: 8.

               Crushes: Several actors names Corey, A substitute teacher
               named Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson Muntz.

               Admirers: Ralph Wiggum, Milhouse Van Houghten.

               Hidden talent: Picking winning teams from football bets.

               Top of Christmas list every year: A pony.

               Mentor: The late "Bleeding Gums" Murphy.

               Rival: Allison Taylor.

               First word: "Bart".

               Favorite songs: "Broken Neck Blues" and "St. Elmo's Fire".

               Catch phrase: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room."

               Extracurricular:
               * Learned how to express her sadness on the sax by Bleeding
               Gums Murphy.
               * Helped prove Krusty's innocence in a Kwik-E-Mart burglary.
               * Helped capture the babysitter bandit.
               * Makes killer dioramas.
               * Protested Homer's stealing cable and wins battle.
               * Won regional "Reading Digest" essay contest, but lost in the
               National competition in Washington D.C. after losing faith in the
               government.
               * Finally gets a pony, but gives it up after learning that Homer has
               to work graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay for it.
               * Crowned "Little Miss Springfield" but gives up title after being
               forced to be spokesperson for a tobacco company.
               * Created "Lisa Lionheart" talking doll after disgusted by the
               talking "Malibu Stacey's" sexist choice of phrases.
               * Made "first real friend" at the beach.
               * Disproved Jebediah Springfield was a pirate.
               * Was first female cadet at Ramelwood Military Academy.
               * Took a bus downtown to the Isis Exhibit at the museum without
               permission and got lost.
               * as concerned that her intelligence would dimish on account of
               the "Simpson gene".