Idol: Krusty the Clown.

               Best friend: Milhouse.

               Past crushes: Laura Powers, Jessica Lovejoy.
 

               Famous for: Classroom disruption, prank calls to Moe's,
               practical jokes, vandalism.

               Gets grossed out by: Aunts Patty and Selma.

                Extracurricular:
               • Got a "Mother" tattoo but had to get it removed with the
               Simpson's Christmas $$.
               • Declared a genius after stealing Martin's intelligence test.
               • Decapitated statue of Jebadiah Springfield.
               • Was placed on a foreign exchange student program (France)
               after flushing a cherry bomb.
               • Proved Krusty's innocence after he was falsely accused of
               shoplifting.
               • Captured the "Babysitter Bandit".
               • Declared a tie with Todd Flanders in miniature golf.
               • Almost jumped over Springfield Gorge.
               • Got hit by a car (Mr. Burn's was driving).
               • Donated blood to Mr. Burns.
               • Worked for the mob.
               • Reunited Krusty and his father.
               • Participated in soapbox racer derby.
               • Deceived town into thinking that a boy named Timmy
               O'Toole had fallen into one of the town's wells.
               • Sent Ms. Krabappel fake love letters as a man named
               "Woodrow".
               • Worked for Skinner as a hall monitor.
               • Fell in love with neighbor Laura Powers, but was left
               heartbroken.
               • Penned an episode of "Itchy & Scratchy" called "Little
               Barbershop of Horrors".
               • Saved Krusty's show from being canceled by organizing an
               all-star extravaganza show.
               • Had 15 minutes of fame as the " 'I didn't do it' boy".
               • Won an elephant from a radio station contest.
               • Became Mr. Burns' heir (for a short time).
               • Mistakenly accused Ned Flanders of murdering Maude.
               • Falsely blamed for stealing from the church's collection plate.
               • Fell for Reverend's daughter, Jessica Lovejoy.
               • Discovered a comet.
               ° Sold his soul to Milhouse for $5.
               • Unintentionally got Krusty busted for tax fraud.
               • Took road trip with Nelson, Milhouse, and Martin to
               Knoxville for spring break, only to discover they are 10 years
               late for the World's Fair.
               • Worked at Maison Derriere.
               • Applied for fake credit card under the name "Santos L.
               Halper".
               • Accidentally burned up the family's Christmas presents while
               trying to sneek a peek at them early.